2009年6月30日火曜日

Necessity

 Necessity
 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item that he needs.
 A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

 Romance Mathematics
 Smart man + smart woman = romance
 Smart man + dumb woman = affair
 Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
 Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

 A flight attendant
 A flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner.
 “What are my choices?”
 “Yes or no”

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