You’re very beautiful

You’re very beautiful
Before getting married, a woman often goes to a beauty parlor.
She expects her boyfriend to say, “You’re very beautiful.”
After getting married, a woman goes to a beauty parlor.
She expects her beauticians to say, “You’re very beautiful.”

宿題
息子の宿題を手伝うことに気乗りのしない夫に、妻が云った。
「あなたができるうちに、息子の手伝いをしてあげて。来年はもう4年生になっちゃうんだから」

Worry
A woman worries about the future until she gets married.
A man never worries about the future until he gets married.

牧師
牧師「私のかばんが盗まれました」
友人「それはお気の毒でございます」
牧師「あのなかには私の説教の原稿がみんな入っていました」
友人「そりゃ、その泥棒もつまらなくてもっと気の毒です」

Take off your clothes
A girl and her mother came to the clinic.
The doctor said to the girl, “Take off your clothes, please.”
The girl replied , “No, no, doctor. It’s not me, it’s my mother.”
“In that case, please open your mouth, ma’am.”