Robin Hood

Robin Hood
＊Q: Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?
A: Because the poor had no money.

＊Q: Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A: All 12 of them.

＊Q: What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

＊Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90 percent of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.

Santa and email
＊As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual,
“And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped:
“Didn’t you get my e-mail?”