Is this fun?

Is this fun?
＊If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.

＊A pessimist forgets to laugh, but an optimist laughs to forget.

＊My wife rushed out to take out the garbage. She asked the man, ”Am I too late for the garbage?” The man said, “Not at all. Jump in.”

＊Historians tell us about the past and economists about the future. Only the present is confusing.

＊A: Why did the worm oversleep?
B: Because he didn’t want to be caught by the early bird.

＊A: Is there a God?
B: God only knows.