A millionaire

A millionaire
“It is my wife who made me a millionaire.”
“And what were you before you married her?”
“A billionaire.”

Smart dog
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.
“This is a very smart dog.” The man commented.
“Not so smart,” said one of the players.
“Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail.”

Marriage proposal
An extremely wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal.
“Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend.
“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.”