ユーモアセンス

ユーモア

＊　Who was the fastest runner?　
　　　→ 　Adam. He was the first of the human race.

＊　What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?　
　　 →　Did you ever try to hit a cockroach with a TV?　

＊　What are students' favorite three words?
　　　→　 I don' t know.

＊　バスの中に書かれていた “Don’t lean against windows．”
　　　→ “Don’t lean against widows．”

＊　「ぜいたくは敵だ」 → 「ぜいたくは素敵だ」

＊　「足らぬ足らぬは工夫が足らぬ」 → 「足らぬ足らぬは夫が足らぬ」