2012年2月12日日曜日

再びブロンド編

再びブロンド編

*What’s a blonde’s favorite saying?
“I don’t know.”

*Why did the blond bury her driver’s license?
Because it had expired!

*Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
Instant intelligence!

*Why did the blonde stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
It said “Concentrate”.

*Why did eighteen blondes go to the movie together?
They heard under seventeen weren’t admitted!.

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