2012年2月15日水曜日

Blue jokes

Borderline joke!!
What’s the first things do blondes in the morning?
They go home!

What does a blonde wear around her neck to attract men?
Her ankles.

Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Because red means, ‘Stop! Wrong hole!’

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs together.

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