The truth

The truth
＊The truth is the information you get from a person who doesn’t like you.

＊A smart person is one who knows when and how to play dumb.

＊Speeches should be like women’s skirts: Long enough to cover the subject and short enough to stimulate interest.

＊We are all on a spaceship and that spaceship is Earth. There are 6.7 billion passengers --- and no skippers.

＊You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.

＊How come “abbreviation” is such a long word?

＊Why is it so hard to remember how to spell “mnemonic”?

＊Teacher: You are late again. Why are you so--?
Student: I saw the sign on the way, “School ahead: go slow.”